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nateyarchibald-blog:
"i'm going to kill you one day."

memerandom quotes
status: accepting

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▋▉ ❘ ❙ ❚ —  [ text → nate ]: betcha can’t guess where i am.
                         [ text → nate ]: hint. i’m waiting somewhere
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warinherblood:
"p.s. do all those text memes for stepsibs. "

originalhohoho-blog:

send various symbols for various texts ( accepting. ) 

Send “✆” for a morning text. 

( txt ) lets ditch homeroom and snog under the bleachers
( txt ) sorry wrong number
( txt ) i mean unless ;)

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent

( drafted txt ) that bloke of yours looks like he’s got a tiny cock
( drafted txt ) i don’t

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

( txt ) mum and chris in driveway
( txt ) distracting
( txt ) pants and trousers in living room
( txt ) smells like sex
( txt ) fix it

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

( txt ) i would duck you into next easter

Send “✿” for a suggestive text. 

( txt ) are you a casual sex kind of person?
( txt ) asking for a mate

Send “ø” for a late night text.

( txt ) you know
( txt ) if you’re ever feeling lonely or horny
( txt ) me bed’s always open
( txt ) i’d prefer the latter situation however

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

( txt ) opening your legs for anybody nowadays i hear?
( txt ) suppose i shouldn’t be surprised since you fucked your brother

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