
❛ is that gonna be like, our thing now? i give you perfectly good information and you scrunch up your nose because ‘ christ, allison. do you have to be so vulgar? ‘ ❜
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine
many of my favourite hetero ships are basically the guy being totally in awe of his amazing warrior girlfriend like she could punch him in the face and he’d thank her