tractilis
asked:
[text]:Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

                           “ TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT “

[ outgoing: 11:32ᴀᴍ ]: you said you could handle absinthe and vodka at the same time
[ outgoing: 11:32ᴀᴍ ]: the rug burns on your back are proof that you can’t
[ outgoing: 11:34ᴀᴍ ]: and so are the pictures on my phone

; [ allison to oliver ] this is why we can't have nice things( dear oliver. )idk where else to put this but i'm laughing so hardtractilis