catatonicserialkiller:

Super cheesy intro speech;

*Clears throat* *slams giant stack of prepared speech on podium* *awkwardly adjusts podium*
Just kidding Imma keep this real short and sweet (well, try to). Well, first off, this is late (there’s a shock) and second, I haven’t had Kai for very long and I’ve met so pretty amazing people so far. Some I interact with and some I stalk across my dash, none the less you guys are pretty freakin fantastic. Specifically for putting up with my stupid ass, I take ages to reply, sometimes I lose threads, or just make really bad jokes, and still we are friends. So, let’s get down to business shall we?

These mother fuckers;

awkwardsympathies: Literally where do I even begin? You are the Elena to my Damon and the Kara to my Kai. We met what, over a year and a half ago? Our language is FJIOAFJSOIDJF  for a reason, like you, ma’am—are an asshole. And I mean that with complete and total affection, like seriously, if you guys ever want to cry and have your heart  ripped out just go read her threads. And I swear to god, one day I will get you to eat a pickle and understand your treacherous ways like this is on my to do list. Basically Tiffany, you’re a dick who causes me pain but I love you to death and cannot wait to see you in July. 

bourboneyes: *drake and josh voice* Meghan. This little shit. The Airiana to my Damon, we banter, constantly, just like our characters. Meghan is like—okay, if a room was black and white and some one tossed a fucking big red ass bouncy ball into the room and it’s suddenly the most interesting thing there, bright and all over the place—yea that’s Meghan. You and I have only known each other for almost a year now? Honestly it feels like so much longer, kinda like I’ve known you forever. And when the day comes where we are finally in the same room together, bitches better hide their husbands and hide their kids cause we’re gonna fuck shit up lmao. I love you and you’re crazy but don’t ever change. 

lydiaendures: Laura, Laura, Laura. The Ryan to my Gage even though no one will know who those two are. You’re a fucking dick and send me basically nothing but painful ass headcanons as well as some cute ones too but I love the shit out of you. You were the only thing getting me though that rp, especially towards the end and quite frankly the only reason I even stayed as long as I did. You know me so well it’s not even funny and it’s going on nearly two years now, man it feels like forever! One day I will get my ass up to New York and come see you. And then I’ll claim your couch as my own and never leave. I love you lots and keep your chin up darling, you’re more amazing than you know. 

coccinoregina: To think we started talking all because I commented on an Abaddean feels post—I shall never regret doing that. You are the Abaddon to my Kai and he is literally so pleased with that and all of our headcanons and stuff are seriously just so great, I love them so much. You’re pretty much the first person I started avidly talking to on this blog and then all of a sudden I was introduced to all these lovely people. Those damn emoji faces you use kill me and I’ve been up till fucking 6 am with you, Am, and Clary on skype, it’s ridiculous. You’re amazing and a lot of fun to talk to hon, I’m glad we met!

insecureneurotic: Am omg, you’re so fucking great. You’re the Val to my Kai and while I haven’t known you that long but honestly doesn’t really matter cause I don’t notice that. We just kinda got on skype and it was great, between you and Clary I swear to god some drink liquid or probably even food is gonna come flying out of my nose at some point. Your stories are the best and Val and Kai are honestly so great, I didn’t expect them to be like this but then again neither of us did., I love them though! 

pulledfromhell: Clary, my dear, you’re so fantastic. You’re the Dean to my Sammy (and the Dean that shoots Kai in the face when he’s dumb…which is always) I think we probably get on call the most and between our SPN rewatches and threads or crazy asks among our various characters there’s never a dull moment ( lmao not to mention all the weird ass fucking noises we make at each other on skype ). You’re honestly just really entertaining and it still amuses me that our dogs have the same name and that’s basically how we ended up talking haha. 

These Cuties;

The people below are people that I don’t talk to as much as the people above but you guys are still really phenomenal and never hesitate to come into my askbox or ask for my skype and talk to me because you’re great. You’re fantastic writers and your character portrayal is absolutely beautiful. I love seeing you guys on my dash. 

       withsacrifice​ ✖ parkerwitch​ ✖ fracturedxinnocence​ ✖ wiickedshadow​ ✖ wiitchdoctor​ 
                                      warinherblood​ ✖ dipendenza​ ✖ dxrkobject​  

These lovelies; 

These are people that you should follow because they’re fantastic and keep my dash awesome. I definitely admire you all from afar.

       hybridisms​ ✖ petrovahellfire​ ✖ the-bon-fire​ ✖ kindsoberfullydressed​ ✖ eternalbarbie​ 
                triedtofix​ ✖ anancientbeauty​ ✖ crazilocks​ ✖ bellezarubia​ ✖ dangertohimself
      fracturxs ✖ shefalters ✖ leksathecommander ✖ gemikai​ ✖ carryonthefamilybusiness
               lithespecter ✖ adoriia ✖ angelxmarwolaeth ✖ wiisdcm ✖ therighteousdick
     markedbysin ✖ magiicsucker ✖ ofdoctoriism ✖ claimxd ✖ ungxntle ✖ wickedfatality