"puns hell yeah. i'll try to do some more that will hopefully give you the chills. anyway, your secret satan, i mean santa, is back. i hope your day is going well, hope you ate some cookies today. if not, go eat some. remember that your little heart deserves the world. <3"
you know what, i did eat some cookies, secret satan santa. i ate some
cookies just because you suggested it. and guess what; they were
freaking delicious. and yesterday, i really needed something to cheer me
up. cookies helped that. (so did your punniness). keep it up, secret santa.
keep it up all month long. (innuendo not intended. never intended. it just
happens). love you, babe. and i look forward to more messages from you!
xoxo. ❦