TVD Sentence Starters

"Let them drive a stake through my heart because then at least I'm free of you."
"I cant love a ghost for the rest of my life."
"I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead."
"Why is it that the guys I want, never go for me? I try so hard, maybe because I'm inappropriate and I always say the wrong things."
"I mean, she doesn't even try and he just picks her! And she's always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I'm never the one..."
"I like you, you know how to laugh."
"I'm getting really bored and really impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient."
"____ smiles. Alert the media!"
"Look, I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from Netflix."
"Why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?"
"That's not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I would kiss you back."
"Now I'm hurt."
"You suck."
"I'd be extra nice to me right now."
"Really? That's weird. 'Cuz I'm a dick."
"Are we really gonna do this? We both know I can rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time."
"Really? Huh, I pegged you for a lone wolf."
"I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were."
"Thank you for having the good sense to be frightened."
"Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go."
"God, you're hot. Now go away."
"Here I was hoping the ghost of anyone would’ve killed you by now."
"The first rule of truly living: Do the thing you’re most afraid of."
"Oh, get over yourself."
"Fine, then I'm not sorry either. I'm not sorry that I met you. I'm not sorry that knowing you has made me question everything. And, that in death you're the one that made me feel the most alive."
"Are you drunk?"
"I don’t know, Mom. Am I?"
"I’m dead. What are they going to do? Throw me in juvie?"
"At least you’d have a place to live."
"This is my bar, pal. Nobody’s gonna blow it up."